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[For those living on Taylor Road, you might here some screaming from the Orihara House. Iroha just received her turkey, and she's not exactly sure what to do with it. So she puts in the kitchen and reads instructions on how to cut it.

She doesn't exactly expect the turkey to start bleeding... a lot.]

Call

Date: 2010-11-26 01:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com
[The voice on the phone sounds a bit distant, like the person is somewhere in the room and not actually holding the phone.]

IT BIT MY ☠☠☠☠ EYE! OH GOD THEY ARE EVERYWHERE! ☠☠☠☠! THE WINDOWS WON'T OPEN SOMEONE MAKE IT STOP!

Date: 2010-11-26 02:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lovely-crane.livejournal.com
What?! What is going on?

Is your dinner attacking you too?

Date: 2010-11-26 03:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com
OH GOD THEY ARE IN MY HAIR!?

WHY WON'T THE DOOR OPEN!

I HAVE TO CUT OFF THE LEG, THEY GOT THE LEG!

Date: 2010-11-26 03:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lovely-crane.livejournal.com
*Iroha's freaked out, but she's not sure what to do*

What is in your hair?!

Date: 2010-11-26 07:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com
THEY ARE EVERYWHERE! WHY DO THEY KEEP BITING ME!? EVERYONE IS GOING TO ☠☠☠☠ DIE!

Date: 2010-11-26 09:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lovely-crane.livejournal.com
What is everywhere? Why are they biting you?

Did they come out of your bird?

Date: 2010-11-26 09:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com
MY EYES, WHY ARE THEY GOING FOR THE EYES!?!?!?

Date: 2010-11-26 09:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lovely-crane.livejournal.com
Did you upset them? Why are they coming after you?

*She's now freaking out over her bleeding turkey and this guy's turkey attack*

Date: 2010-11-26 09:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com
KILL THEM WITH FIRE! NO ONE WILL BE SAVED!

Date: 2010-11-26 10:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lovely-crane.livejournal.com
Kill what? Please don't burn your house down!

Date: 2010-11-26 10:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com
[A few more thumps and then a bit calmer female voice (http://hellooo-witch.livejournal.com/902.html) can be heard in the distance before she picks up the phone and makes a call to the town.]

Date: 2010-11-26 10:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lovely-crane.livejournal.com
Hello? Hello? Is everything okay? What were those things and did they come out of your bird?

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