4th meal served [Phone]

[yuzuru_no_mai]

*Yes, Iroha is still trying to learn how to properly use the phone.*

H-hello. I was told this is the best way to get a hold of people. I want to thank the kind people at the market for helping me. I'm almost done getting familiar with the kitchen, and one day I hope to prepare a grand meal for all of you.

*BEEP*

Ah, right. I don't need to push the buttons anymore.

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[straw-hat-kid.livejournal.com]

[Luffy can almost make out a few words in-between chews. His mouth, filled with the receiver end of the phone, tries it's best to get some sort of nourishment from the telephone. He spits it out momentarily, not really knowing how to blasted thing works..]

Where does the food come out from?!

[He shakes it, hoping that something might fall out..]

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[lovely-crane.livejournal.com]

Is everything all right? Ah, I don't believe this device actually makes food...

[straw-hat-kid.livejournal.com]

[Luffy is taken aback that the device is actually making noise!]

Ahh! Ah... Ah.. A-A-A Den-Den Mushi?

[He inspects the receiver, looking it over for any signs of snail looking parts.]

Who said that? Do you know where I can get food?

[lovely-crane.livejournal.com]

I am on the other side of this... phone.

Ah, do you know how to cook?

[straw-hat-kid.livejournal.com]

Nope! But my cook Sanji does..

[His voice saddens a bit, pulling the phone away from himself as his heart sinks ever so slightly.]

But I don't know where he is..

[He peps up again. Man, this guy is ALL OVER the place.]

But I could help! I've watched him do it enough times! A good captain knows just what to do in a jam! I'm Luffy! Who are you? You don't look like food, maybe that's why you need to learn how to cook, right?

[He laughs aloud, looking over the phone once more.]

How can you cook with no arms?

[lovely-crane.livejournal.com]

((I really wish I had a O_O for her now... XD))

*There's a bit of silence on Iroha's end*

You... don't have arms?

[straw-hat-kid.livejournal.com]

((Agreed!))

[His free hand found the side of his face, slapping his cheek in shock and horror.]

I DON'T HAVE ARMS?! HOW WILL I EVER EAT AGAIN?!! HEY! YOU DON'T HAVE ARMS EITHER! HOW DO YOU DO IT?! YOU HAVE TO TELL ME, PLEASE?!!

[lovely-crane.livejournal.com]

But I have arms... Please... Luffy-san, was it?

You should calm down. Where are you? I can prepare something that doesn't require me to cook.

[straw-hat-kid.livejournal.com]

[He takes a deep breath, holding the phone steady with both hands.]

I'm here! And how can you cook with no arms?!

[His stomach grumbles loudly.. Audible enough to be heard through the other end.]

Ooooooo~h! You're such a nice.. umm.. Den Den Mushi.. But I have no idea how you're going to make me food. If you did, Makino always taught me to be nice to girls.. And I guess you're a girl phone, so I should do something nice for you in return..

[lovely-crane.livejournal.com]

*She's not exactly sure how to handle such a call. Trying to stay calm, she continues*

Um, where do you live? I can deliver it to you.

[straw-hat-kid.livejournal.com]

Deliver? You can deliver food? But what should I do in return? I can't just let you give me food.

[lovely-crane.livejournal.com]

No need to pay me back, Luffy-san. I want to make something for you.

[straw-hat-kid.livejournal.com]

[Luffy laughs softly, forgetting that he "had no arms".]

Man, I bet Sanji wishes he was here. So many girls here in Mayfield, and they're all so nice.

I'd feel bad if I didn't do something Miss Den Den Mushi. But if ya' wanna' make food, I can't argue that! Nothing's better than friends and really good food, right?

[lovely-crane.livejournal.com]

Of course! *Bowing to the phone again*

Where do you live? I'll be over shortly.

[straw-hat-kid.livejournal.com]

Umm..

[He looked about his living room, unsure of where he left that thing called "the address". He looked next to the "Den Den Mushi" and saw the memo that Seychelles had left him.

1127 Taylor Road.. Yeah! 1127 Taylor Road! That's me! But wait.. Why do you need to come here if you're already here, Miss Den Den Mushi? I mean.. You're right in my ha-I DO HAVE ARMS! HEY! HEY MISS DEN DEN MUSHI! I DO HAVE ARMS!

[lovely-crane.livejournal.com]

That's wonderful to hear!

And that address... you live very close to me! Give me a few minutes and I'll be right over, Luffy-san!

[straw-hat-kid.livejournal.com]

[He still didn't understand why she'd need to travel when she was already here! Being a simpleton really wasn't convenient for poor Luffy, but it certainly made for the amusing situation. All Luffy could do was sit and wait with Miss Den Den Mushi in his hand, content to have his arms back and eagerly awaiting what wonderful food the object in his left hand would prepare.]

[lovely-crane.livejournal.com]

*About fifteen minutes later, Iroha knocks on the door. She made Luffy a few sandwiches*

Hello, Luffy-san?

[straw-hat-kid.livejournal.com]

[He set Miss Den Den Mushi down, running to the door in haste. He had no time for guests! Food would be ready any minute now! He opens the door with a swing, looking at the woman standing on his doorstep. He pauses for but a moment in thought..]

Man, I bet Sanji REALLY wishes he was here. Hi! Who are you?

[lovely-crane.livejournal.com]

I'm Iroha, your neighbor. We spoke on the phone. I brought you these.

*She offers Luffy sammiches!*

[straw-hat-kid.livejournal.com]

On the phone? What's a ph-IS THAT FOOD?!

[He slips behind her, grabbing her around the waist. He picks her up with a tight squeeze, nothing uncomfortable of course, but with enough of a grip to seize her and bring her inside. He kicks the door shut behind him, taking her over to the dining room. He sits her down on the table, looking over the gift bestowed upon him.]

Miss Den Den Mushi'll hafta' wait!

[lovely-crane.livejournal.com]

Ah-!

*Iroha's snatched up and carried inside before she can say anything else. She adjusts herself in the chair and watches Luffy look over the food*

I... I hope you like them. Sandwiches are still a little new to me.

[straw-hat-kid.livejournal.com]

[He sits down across from Iroha, taking a sandwich in each hand. He begins to eat in some what of a blur, enjoying the taste of each sandwich for no more than a brief matter of seconds. Mid-feasting, he looks over to her and swallows.]

Ahh! Did you want one? These are the best sandwiches I've ever had! It's good that you showed up! I don't think Miss Den Den Mushi was ever going to make me some thing like this!

[He continues to talk and eat, not meaning to be rude but, Luffy wasn't the best with table manners.]

[lovely-crane.livejournal.com]

No, I am all right. I can fix more when I get home.

*She watches him eat, happy that she could satisfy his hunger. Still, his manners are indeed, atrocious*

[straw-hat-kid.livejournal.com]

[He wiped his mouth clean, using a napkin on the table. The sigh of contentment which left his full stomach echoed loudly about the house. Patting his subdued belly, he dropped to the floor on his hands and knees, bowing to his saviour in grace and thanks.]

Sorry! I didn't mean to finish them so quickly! They were delicious though. I don't know how I'll repay you, but if you ever need anything, please let me know!

My name is Luffy. Monkey D. Luffy. What's your name, O beautiful and awesome giver of food sandwiches?