6th Meal Served [To the Phone!]

[yuzuru_no_mai]

I am afraid I do not understand this. I received a booklet in the mail regarding boxtops from a cereal company. I have never had cereal before. What is it? And why are they giving away prizes for collecting?

[OOC: Her prizes are:

10 boxtops - Barrettes
20 boxtops - A set of throwing feathers
50 boxtops - A new shopping basket
200 boxtops - 3 months of free pastries
500 boxtops - Her Hourin Ousai Butterfly Swords
1000 boxtops - A GROCERY SHOPPING SPREE!]

Comments

[unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com]

Don't listen to a word of it! It's all spy rubbish!

[lovely-crane.livejournal.com]

Spy? What do you mean?

[unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com]

This whole damn town! Back in my day if a man wanted to take your eye he'd walk up to you and pluck it right out! None of this tricky horse shit!

[lovely-crane.livejournal.com]

Take your eye... what?

I'm afraid I still do not understand. Are people losing eyes, too?

[unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com]

Not yet... BUT MARK MY WORDS, SOMEONE'S GONNA LOSE AN EYE. And it is NOT going to be me. Or you. OR ANY of my team!

[lovely-crane.livejournal.com]

You're so kind, Ron...

Your team?

[unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com]

It's not kindness! Kindness is for women and children! For men, it's PRIDE! What kind of man could I be if I let any harm come to the things I care about! I would be a worthless, gutless, sad excuse for A MAGGOT is what I'd be!

[lovely-crane.livejournal.com]

*She blinks on the other side of the line*

Ron... You care about me?

[unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com]

You're damn right I do.

[lovely-crane.livejournal.com]

*She's still surprised by how many people care for her. Poor maid is overwhelmed!*

The offer did seem a little too good... I won't collect the tops, then.

[unless-itsafarm.livejournal.com]

Good! God have mercy on the soul of the person that tries to take advantage of anyone I give a damn about.