11th Meal Served [Action]

[yuzuru_no_mai]

[For those living on Taylor Road, you might here some screaming from the Orihara House. Iroha just received her turkey, and she's not exactly sure what to do with it. So she puts in the kitchen and reads instructions on how to cut it.

She doesn't exactly expect the turkey to start bleeding... a lot.]

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[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[The voice on the phone sounds a bit distant, like the person is somewhere in the room and not actually holding the phone.]

IT BIT MY ☠☠☠☠ EYE! OH GOD THEY ARE EVERYWHERE! ☠☠☠☠! THE WINDOWS WON'T OPEN SOMEONE MAKE IT STOP!

[lovely-crane.livejournal.com]

What?! What is going on?

Is your dinner attacking you too?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

OH GOD THEY ARE IN MY HAIR!?

WHY WON'T THE DOOR OPEN!

I HAVE TO CUT OFF THE LEG, THEY GOT THE LEG!

[lovely-crane.livejournal.com]

*Iroha's freaked out, but she's not sure what to do*

What is in your hair?!

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

THEY ARE EVERYWHERE! WHY DO THEY KEEP BITING ME!? EVERYONE IS GOING TO ☠☠☠☠ DIE!

[lovely-crane.livejournal.com]

What is everywhere? Why are they biting you?

Did they come out of your bird?

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

MY EYES, WHY ARE THEY GOING FOR THE EYES!?!?!?

[lovely-crane.livejournal.com]

Did you upset them? Why are they coming after you?

*She's now freaking out over her bleeding turkey and this guy's turkey attack*

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

KILL THEM WITH FIRE! NO ONE WILL BE SAVED!

[lovely-crane.livejournal.com]

Kill what? Please don't burn your house down!

[heartstar-blues.livejournal.com]

[A few more thumps and then a bit calmer female voice (http://hellooo-witch.livejournal.com/902.html) can be heard in the distance before she picks up the phone and makes a call to the town.]

[lovely-crane.livejournal.com]

Hello? Hello? Is everything okay? What were those things and did they come out of your bird?