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Iroha ([personal profile] yuzuru_no_mai) wrote2010-11-25 02:03 pm

11th Meal Served [Action]

[For those living on Taylor Road, you might here some screaming from the Orihara House. Iroha just received her turkey, and she's not exactly sure what to do with it. So she puts in the kitchen and reads instructions on how to cut it.

She doesn't exactly expect the turkey to start bleeding... a lot.]

Call

[identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com 2010-11-26 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
[The voice on the phone sounds a bit distant, like the person is somewhere in the room and not actually holding the phone.]

IT BIT MY ☠☠☠☠ EYE! OH GOD THEY ARE EVERYWHERE! ☠☠☠☠! THE WINDOWS WON'T OPEN SOMEONE MAKE IT STOP!

[identity profile] lovely-crane.livejournal.com 2010-11-26 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
What?! What is going on?

Is your dinner attacking you too?

[identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com 2010-11-26 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
OH GOD THEY ARE IN MY HAIR!?

WHY WON'T THE DOOR OPEN!

I HAVE TO CUT OFF THE LEG, THEY GOT THE LEG!

[identity profile] lovely-crane.livejournal.com 2010-11-26 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
*Iroha's freaked out, but she's not sure what to do*

What is in your hair?!

[identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com 2010-11-26 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
THEY ARE EVERYWHERE! WHY DO THEY KEEP BITING ME!? EVERYONE IS GOING TO ☠☠☠☠ DIE!

[identity profile] lovely-crane.livejournal.com 2010-11-26 09:24 pm (UTC)(link)
What is everywhere? Why are they biting you?

Did they come out of your bird?

[identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com 2010-11-26 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
MY EYES, WHY ARE THEY GOING FOR THE EYES!?!?!?

[identity profile] lovely-crane.livejournal.com 2010-11-26 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Did you upset them? Why are they coming after you?

*She's now freaking out over her bleeding turkey and this guy's turkey attack*

[identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com 2010-11-26 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
KILL THEM WITH FIRE! NO ONE WILL BE SAVED!

[identity profile] lovely-crane.livejournal.com 2010-11-26 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Kill what? Please don't burn your house down!

[identity profile] heartstar-blues.livejournal.com 2010-11-26 10:16 pm (UTC)(link)
[A few more thumps and then a bit calmer female voice (http://hellooo-witch.livejournal.com/902.html) can be heard in the distance before she picks up the phone and makes a call to the town.]

[identity profile] lovely-crane.livejournal.com 2010-11-26 10:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Hello? Hello? Is everything okay? What were those things and did they come out of your bird?